Cookbooks as time capsules and why we collect them. Current title holder for Guinness World Records for largest collection of cookbooks (2,970 as of July 14, 2013) Current (unofficial) total (Sept. 13, 2017) is 6,124
Music – “What’s Cooking” from What’s Cooking by The Wolfe Gang. Released: 2010
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“The Vintage Cookbookery” website is up and a work in progress! Please visit it at http://www.vintagecookbookery.com. I will be posting a series of articles about cookbooks as time capsules, why we collect them, and how they reflect cultures, trends, technology and food history. Please join in and add your comments! On October 23rd, 2015, I surpassed the 5,000 mark. What’s left? Just keep collecting! (As of August, 2017, the collection has grown to 6,013)
From Cindy Renfrow’s “Take a Thousand Eggs”, to Gil Partington’s “The Punk Vegan Cookbook”, cookbooks run the gamut and are packed with social history. Forget ‘Social Studies”….just read cookbooks if you really want some history!
2013 Guinness World Record title for Largest Collection of Cookbooks
Music – “Don’t Sit On a Cactus” from Don’t Sit on a Cactus by Joel Frankel. Released: 1997
It’s that time of year around New Mexico, when the Prickly Pear cactus fruits begin to ripen to their luscious deep red colour and you only have one chance a year to make Prickly Pear Jelly. So, don your elbow high leather garden gloves, long-handled barbecue tongs and a couple of paper bags and trip carefully through the cactus in your yard!
When I first moved to New Mexico in 1994, I didn’t realize that those beautiful fruits that ripened on our cactus in the fall were edible. The second year, I caught on and made my first batch of jelly. Over the past few years, even though all cacti species are drought tolerant / drought resistant, even our 20-year-old Prickly Pear patches suffered and produced very little fruit. This season, however, there were enough fruits to whip up a batch of jelly, and so I did just that.
The recipe I used, “Prickly Pear Jelly” is from “Fruits of the Desert” by Sandal English, published by The Arizona Star in 1981. The book contains recipes for a multitude of desert fruits, berries and seeds, including numerous pages for using cactus fruits. The recipes are gathered from readers of the newspaper and the recipe I used was contributed by Gloria Thomasson of Tucson, AZ. The instructions follow below the photos:
“Fruits of the Desert” by Sandal English
Ripe Prickly Pear Cactus from my garden
Several patches have more shade and the fruits are not yet ripe
About 5 or 6 quarts of Prickly Pear Cactus fruits from my yard
Washing the cactus fruits
Carefully measure out 3 quarts of fruit
Put the cactus fruit and water into a large pot
Bring the fruit and water to a boil
Briefly remove from the heat and mash the fruits with a potato masher
Bring the fruits and the water to a rolling boil
Strain the pulp through several layers of cheesecloth
The juice after straining the mixture through cheesecloth
Boil the strained mixture down after adding the pectin until reaching the “gel” stage
Pouring the jelly into the jars
Pour the jelly into sterilized jars and let cool before refrigerating
Some of the finished products
NOTE: for this season (2017), I used a different approach. I blanched the fruits in boiling water for about 2 minutes, then speared each with a fork, and peeled. This way, the skin comes off easily, without any of the million tiny prickly spines. Then, I just followed the rest of the steps, above, however, I didn’t need to strain through cheesecloth this time. Just a strainer to capture the seeds. Much easier in the long run, but more labour intensive!)
Gather and wash 3 quarts of fruit, using gloves and tongs. Place the washed fruit into a large 6 quart kettle with 3 quarts of water. Cook for 20 minutes (I cooked mine for about 40 minutes, due to the altitude adjustments needed). Briefly remove from the heat and mash the fruits with a potato masher. Strain the juice through several layers of cheesecloth.
Although the recipe indicates that you should be able to obtain about 8 cups of juice, it wasn’t enough, so I proceeded with another batch in order to get enough juice.
Measure 4 cups of juice into a large kettle and add juice of ½ lemon and 3 cups of sugar. Bring to a boil. Add another 3 cups of sugar and bring to a boil again, stirring until it reaches a full boil. Add 2 packets of liquid pectin (or 1 bottle) and continue cooking over high heat for 15 minutes (I cooked mine for 30 minutes)(In addition, I located an article in an old edition of The Albuquerque Journal, about making Prickly Pear Jelly. The author indicates that Prickly Pear fruits, like pineapple and kiwi, contain enzymes, which can cause the proteins in gelatin to break down. Sure enough, my jelly was not truly at the point of being able to gel, so I added 2 additional teaspoons of granulated pectin and this seemed to do the trick) Although the recipe indicates that the 4 cups of juice makes 6 glasses of jelly, my fruits were not as juicy, I think, and my two batches of 4 cups each made a total of 7 jars of jelly.
After all is said and done, the jelly with all of that sugar, is not surprisingly, extraordinarily sweet, although you can still taste the prickly pear fruit through the sugar. Next time, I’m going to cut back on the sugar or use a substitute, such as blue agave nectar and adjust the recipe accordingly.
Whoever said that nothing worthwhile grows in the desert was just plain wrong!
Music – “Eating People” from In My Dreams by Michael Ross. Released: 2016.
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Anyone who has done any writing, especially a book, knows that the title of the book will either make or break the contents. Let’s face it: “How to Cook Chicken” or “Vegetarian Cooking” are pretty hackneyed and are bound to draw yawns. A catchy title is essential and cookbooks are no exception.
A brief internet surf turned up some intriguing cookbook titles, which I must add to my collection. Weird is wonderful, right?
There is “You’ve Had Worse Things in Your Mouth“, by Billi Gordon (born Wilbert Anthony Gordon Jr.), who, according to Wikipedia, is “an author, television writer, neuroscientist and formerly an actor and model”. Wow, talk about being diversified! Gordon is the author of three works of non-fiction: including “You’ve Had Worse Things in Your Mouth Cookbook“, “Eat This Book: The Last Diet Book“, and “Your Moon Is in Aquarius but Your Head Is in Uranus” Hmmm.
Then, there is “The Gay Kitchen” by James Woodward Sherman, published in 1926 and details the adventures of a set of kitchen utensils. There was also a sequel, “Out in the Kitchen“, published in 1927. What were YOU thinking?
Jack Douglas was an American comedy writer who wrote for radio and television while additionally writing a series of humor books. Among them are “The Jewish-Japanese Sex & Cook Book and How to Raise Wolves“, published in 1972. Apparently, it is a humourous account of the authors’ venture with his Japanese wife, 2 sons and 2 pet wolves in suburban Connecticut, and then later, after moving to Canada. I don’t really understand the full meaning of his cookbook title, but I guess I won’t find out, either. Currently, the book is a collector’s item and ranges in the several hundreds of dollars for a copy. Jack will never grace my cookbook shelves, I guess. Some of his other books include “Never Trust a Naked Bus Driver “(1960), “Shut Up and Eat Your Snowshoes” (1970) and “Going Nuts in Brazil” (1979).
Now, I have to admit, that if I had not investigated the title of the cookbook “Cooking with Poo“, I would have thought it too perverse (but there’s no accounting for taste). The author, Saiyuud Diwong, is nicknamed “Poo”, which is the Thai word for “crab”. She runs a cookery school in Bangkok’s Klong Toey slum and won the “Diagram” prize for the oddest book title of the year (year unknown).
Now, what cook wouldn’t want a copy of “Let’s Play Hide the Sausage” on his or her bookshelf? These sausages must be so revolting and disgusting that they must be disguised in a dish.
I’ve heard of “Cooking for Cats“, “Cooking for Dogs“, “Cooking for Husbands“, and more, but this is the first time I came across “Cooking for Raccoons“. Well, raccoons are known to be very fastidious about their food, cleaning and washing it thoroughly before consuming it, so I hope the author indicates detailed preparation techniques to satisfy even the most jaded raccoon palate.
Well, duh, unless you were a member of the Donner Party, most people would subscribe to this tenet that “Eating People is Wrong“, don’t you think? But, I guess it depends on how desperate one is. Garlic can masquerade the taste of just about anything. Alternately, anything is edible if its chopped finely enough.
No better way than to claw your way into acceptance into MENSA than to buy this book and put it to good use…!
Music – “Who Stole The Hot Sauce?” from Who Stole The Hot Sauce? by Chubby Carrier. Released: 1996
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I’m not the only one with a predilection for hot sauces. There are millions of us out there. On 12/05/2013, I posted “From Acid Rain to Zulu Fire….we LOVE Hot Sauces!” and since then, my own collection of hotter-than-hell sauces has been accumulating (well, I had to keep up with the cookbooks, which now number 6,013!) I have 90 at the moment, with a probable combined lethal dose of about 10 gazillion Scoville units! Capsaicin is the substance, which makes peppers hot. In the early 1900’s, Wilbur Scoville invented a system to rate the “Heat” of the different types of peppers. In the test, peppers were rated with what was called “Scoville Units.” The rating system became known as the “Scoville Heat Scale.”
The number of hot sauce manufacturers has also grown. A surf around the web will turn up multiple hot sauce vendors, with literally thousands of hellish sauces to choose from. Who could resist? The sauces are not only tasty, but usually have lavishly designed, colourful labels advertising the contents. Could you possibly turn down a bottle of “Area 51 – The Hot Sauce that Doesn’t Exist“? Or “Professor Phardtpounders Colon Cleaner“? What about “Toxic Toad“, “Spontaneous Combustion“, “Da Bomb” or “Death Nectar“?
Just two of many books published on hot sauces.
A few months ago, I found a bottle called “Obama’s Last Day – Jan. 20, 2017“, which I have not yet sampled. The other day, I located http://www.hotsauce.com, which has a HUGE selection of hot saucesand related items. I found “Dump Trump Habanero Hot Sauce” there and he is now sharing the shelf with “Obama’s Last Day“. A kind of quirky co-existence. I have not yet sampled “Hazmat“, or “Road to Hell“. Also from http://www.hotsauce.com I ordered a bottle of “357 Mad Dog Hot Sauce – This Sauce Will Blow You Away” and is listed as 357,000 Scoville units. It comes with a warning tag, which also includes the following admonishment: “If I give this product as a gift, I will make the recipient fully aware of the potential danger if used or handled improperly” Geez! I can think of one or two “recipients” I’d just LOVE to give this to as a gift without advance warning! (none of them are friends)
My collection of hot sauces
As long as we love to torture our mouths and digestive systems with these tasty, but HOT, HOT, HOT sauces, they will keep on comin’. Go ahead…spice up your life, but remember, a little goes a very-long-way!
So, what does all of this have to do with my blog on cookbooks? Well, only a bit of trivia. The database I use (www.collectorz.com) has a tool to indicate the number of pages in my current cookbook collection and it is currently 1,391,361 pages. Heck, that’s a lot of pages and a lot of recipes!
The number of books in the collection now stands at 6,013. That’s about the same number of books damaged by monsoon floods in Phoenix a week or so ago, at the Burton Barr Central Library! Fortunately, they have a lot of other books left for borrowers.
It is estimated that if $1,000,000 in US one dollar bills were stacked one on top of the other, the stack would be approximately 358 feet high, or the equivalent of a 30 to 35 story building. Heck, my 1,391,361 pages could outdo that!
…..Lebanon, Libya, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Macau SAR China, Macedonia, Malawi, Malaysia, Maldives, Malta, Marshall Islands, Mauritius, Mexico, Monaco, Mongolia, Morocco, Myanmar, Nepal, Netherlands, New Caledonia, New Zealand, Nigeria, Norway, Pakistan, Panama, Peru, Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Puerto Rico, Qatar, Réunion, Romania, Russia, Samoa, Saudi Arabia, Serbia, Singapore, Saint Maarten, Slovakia, Slovenia, South Africa, South Korea, Spain, Sri Lanka, St. Kitts & Nevis, St. Lucia, St. Vincent & Grenadines, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, Tanzania, Thailand, Trinidad & Tobago, Tunisia, Turkey, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, United Kingdom, United States, Uruguay, Venezuela, Vietnam.
Give up? Amazingly enough, WordPress statistics indicate that in the nearly 4 years since I started my blog, viewers have visited my blog from all 126 of these countries. I have cookbooks from many of these locations in my collection, and I wonder what the readers were searching for when they read my posts….a mention of their homeland, their cuisine, perhaps some familiar photos I have taken over the years from a few of these places, which I have visited?
Now, if only someone from the Pitcairn Islands would have a look. I have a copy of the only cookbook ever published there, by Irma Doreen (Warren) Christian, a descendant of Fletcher Christian of “Mutiny on the Bounty” fame. Irma died on Pitcairn Island, in 2016 at the age of 89.
Music – “Calypso Time (Steel Drums Soca)” from Island Cruise Steel Band Presents Steel Drums & Songs of Jamaica and Trinidad for Your Tropical Caribbean Cruise Party by Island Cruise Steel Band. Released: 2011
If you have ever had the good fortune to take a cruise, you will know just how spoiled you become. The entire world outside of your mega-cruise ship disappears. You are pampered, fed, fed again, feted, entertained, and fed yet again. On most of the larger ships, you can find something to eat 24 hours a day. If you are up for a midnight chocolate buffet, you can probably find it. Pizza stations, ice cream stations, numerous bars, multiple restaurants specializing in a variety of cuisines, snack bars, room service at any hour, the list is endless. My husband and I have been fortunate to have taken two cruises: the first on Holland Americain the Western Caribbean (1 week) and the second with Princess Cruises, all around the Caribbean (2 weeks).
From the time you saunter down to the breakfast buffet, you eat, eat, eat. I don’t normally “do” breakfast and haven’t for years, yet on the Grand Princess cruise, I was mortified to find myself unable to turn down scads of smoked salmon with capers, rich scrambled eggs, crispy bacon, breakfast sausage, cheese Danish, roasted potatoes and a myriad of other delights. I morphed into someone else on that cruise (I found her a few months later after she had lost the 8 pounds she gained on the 2 week cruise!)
Picture of the famous cruise liner QE2 Queen Elizabeth 2 on its last visit to Tyneside (Photo Credit: http://www.freefoto.com)
Although we were usually out on a tour many days, if we were shipboard, I would not usually eat at midday, although my spouse did not want to waste the money spent for the trip, so indulged. In the evening, we experienced truly fine dining in a different restaurant every night. The staff was awesome, the food was awesome, the amenities were awesome. Needless to say, I was impressed to the extent that upon our departure, leaving our two-week home away from home, I cried to think it was over. Alas, back to reality. Suffice it to say, if you don’t gain any weight on a cruise, you are seriously ill and need to check in with your PCP immediately upon your return!
I was fascinated at how, upon returning to port at the end of a cruise, the cruise ships, even the largest of them, have about 6 to 8 hours(yes, hours!), to completely refurbish the ship for the next wave of guests, due to arrive late afternoon on the same day. Thousands of pieces of luggage must be removed in an organized fashion, garbage must be removed, staterooms cleaned, laundry done, and kitchens sanitized and stocked for the next voyage, not to mention a hundred other myriad tasks, which the numerous crew are very adept at carrying out. The entire process is an intricate, extremely well-organized orchestration that is amazing to watch.
For example, the Royal Caribbean “Harmony of the Seas” can accommodate 5,479guests! The “Allure of the Seas” can house 5,400 passengers and has 25 dining options including a Starbucks. “Oasis of the Seas” accommodates up to 6,296 passengers. It should be noted that none of these figures includes the number of crew (2,160 on Oasis of the Seas), which amounts to an average of 1 crew member for every 3 passenger! No wonder one gets so spoiled on a cruise!
When the “Oasis of the Seas” departs for a 7 dayCaribbean voyage, the supplies needed are mind-boggling. Not including items such as toilet paper, tissues, light bulbs, replacement TVs (really!), hand sanitizers, and the more mundane every-day items, in just a few hours, they must load an enormous quantity of food, which varies according to the season, special events, etc. but here is an average bill of lading :
7,397pounds of cheese
330 cases of pineapples,
1,899 pounds of coffee
5,400 lobster tails
21,000 ice cream cones
8,800 pounds of tomatoes
9,000 pounds of lettuce
14,800pounds of potatoes
2,600 pounds of apples
5,400 pounds of bananas
2,622 gallons of milk
19,723 pounds of chicken
18,314 pounds of beef
7,070 pounds of fish
10,680 hot dogs
31,900 bottles of beer (and 900 cans)
16,900 cans of soda
820 bottles of vodka
179 bottles of whiskey
293 bottles of scotch
765 bottles of rum (well, it IS the Caribbean!)
3,360 bottles of white wine
2,776 bottles of red wine
Do cruisers on the Oasis of the Seas really consume 9,000 pounds of lettuce in 7 days? (Photo Credit: http://www.linkedin.com)
A mega-cruise ship needs a lot of fish, but, heck…if the chef runs out, he can always drag a net off the stern. (Photo Credit: http://www.alamy.com)
In addition to the food storage, which comprises multiple areas, multiple freezers and rooms of varying temperature, there must be huge storage areas for dinnerware, cutlery, cooking utensils (lots of BIG ones), and the like. On the last day of our two-week cruise on the Grand Princess, we were given the Galley Tour, which is truly incredible. The bowels of the kitchen are like a vast, never-ending vista of stainless steel, all polished and gleaming, a maze of rooms and corridors and all looking like you could literally eat off the floor. If this isn’t organization to the nth degree, I don’t know what is!
In a cookbook I have in my collection, “Queen Elizabeth 2 Cookbook”, the author partially describes the comestibles necessary for their 90 day world cruise, including 180,000 pounds of prime beef from the USA, 36,000pounds of lamb from Britain, 12,000 pounds of French veal, 11,000 pounds of salt, 80,000eggs, 3 tons(yes, tons!)of smoked salmon (yum!), 10 tonsof butter, 90,000 jars of preserves, 2,500 gallons of milk, 500,000 tea bags and 10,000 bottles of champagne.
The Queen Elizabeth 2 holds 1,850 passengers and 995 crew. Now, half a million tea bags may sound like a lot, but between 1,850 passengers and 995 crew, for 90 days, that only amounts to 1.95 tea bags per person per day. Hardly enough to satisfy the British love of tea, I’d say! The ship also has stainless steel tanks, which can hold 313,500 gallons of draught beer and multiple bottles of the 120 varieties of winethey carry. In addition, they also have large stores of Kosher food (including Kosher service dishes, utensils, etc.) and even have a supply of 50pounds of dog biscuits (lucky dogs!) But, alas, it’s too late to book a cruise on the QE2. She was taken out of service in 2008.
Now, get ready for this: Royal Caribbean’snewest cruise ship, Symphony of the Seas, currently under constructions in France, and due to be launched out of Miami in 2018 will be the largest cruise ship in the world. We’re talking capacity for 6,800 passengers, plus 2,800 crew for a total of 9,600 souls! If they could take on another 400 passengers, the entire city of Sedona, Arizona could just move in!
So, if you should, perchance be lucky enough to take a cruise, consider that it is a floating city for a time, and often, a pretty good-sized one at that. Imagine trying to take care of all of these people in this city, feed them, house them, entertain them, humour them, and take their minds off of their problems for a brief period. A tall order, yet the cruise ships do a pretty decent job!
Now, just for fun, take a look at this Youtube video! (Note: you must click on the “watch this video in youtube” to view it)
Note: if you are interested, most cruise ships publish their own cookbooks and I have several in my collection:
The Buffets of Carnival
The Carnival Experience
Carnival Creations – Cruise Cuisine from Carnival Chefs
The Crystal Cruises Cookbook
Queen Elizabeth 2 Cookbook
Courses – A Culinary Journey (Princess Cruises)
Princess Cruises Cuisine
A Taste of Excellence Cookbook (Holland America)
Royal Caribbean Holiday & Entertainment Cookbook
Royal Caribbean International Cookbook
Carte du Jour – The Restaurants of Royal Caribbean International
Music – “Wedding March” from A Jazz-Inspired Wedding by Craig Curry. Released: 2013
June has long been associated with weddings. With weddings comes food (usually). Offerings at wedding receptions are about as diverse as are the couple, who just exchanged vows. From traditional (the whole multi-tiered cake slathered in butter frosting, fondant and adorned with colourful flowers, lace, etc.), to the country-style, jazzy, exotic, down-home, the food planning for a wedding reception is wide-open, depending on the tastes of the bride and groom (or bride & bride, groom & groom…you get the picture), and the tastes of their guests.
However, there is one caveat to serving food at a nuptial celebration: practicality and the degree of difficulty in consuming the food without ruining the rented tux, the heirloom bridal gown, the expensive bridesmaid dress that will never be worn again (thankfully), and the reputation of the hosts. In that light, I offer a few suggestions for those wedding planners about what NOT to serve at their upcoming festivities.
Music: Playtime Songs by The Countdown Kids. Released: 2002
One of the great things about having so many cookbooks is tracing the history of cooking techniques and cookery advice. Marketing, food trends and such were popular topics in 18th and 19th century cookbooks. Hannah Glasse, in her classic “The Art of Cookery Made Plain and Easy”, first published in 1747, provided very detailed descriptions of how to market, select and purchase comestibles such as meat, fish, vegetables, etc.
“See dear….this one is green and slimy and smells…if only we had “use by” labels” (Photo Credit: http://www.pinterest.com)
Presumably, her advice was based on her own experiences and the use of her senses: smell, sight, touch, and on occasion, taste. To select mutton, she advises that “If there be rot, the flesh will be palish, and the fat a faint whitish, inclining to yellow…”.
Pork selection requires intense scrutiny: “As for old and new killed, try the legs, hands and springs, by putting your finger under the bone that comes out: for if it be tainted, you will there find it by smelling your finger; beside the skin will be sweaty and clammy when stale, but cool and smooth when new”.
“Excuse me, but would you unwrap this so I could stick my finger inside to see if it’s fresh?” (Photo Credit: http://www.dailymail.co.uk)
When was the last time you asked a butcher (if you even saw one at your local supermarket), if you could poke your finger into a pork roast?
Or, opened a carton of eggs in the grocery store and licked one? (“Eggs hold the great end to your tongue; if it feels warm, be sure it is new…”) Certainly makes a case for washing your eggs first before cracking them open!
When it comes to actually cooking your finely selected purchases, Hannah advises that to roast a pig, “…take a little sage shred small, a piece of butter as big as a walnut, and a little pepper and salt; put them into the pig and sew it up with coarse thread: then flour it all over very well, and keep flouring it till the eyes drop out…” No mention of what to do with the little orbs once they have fallen into the firepit.
“No, this is beef. I got grossed out when I roasted the pig and his eyes dropped out!” (Photo Credit: http://www.janeaustens world.wordpress.com)
Clearly, cheese selection in Hannah’s time was an art: “…if old cheese be rough-coated, rugged, or dry at top, beware of little worms of mites: if it be over full of holes, moist or spongy, it is subject to maggots”. Not a pretty picture.
Small birds were a mainstay dish in the late 18th century, including Woodcock and Snipe. Hannah advises that “The Woodcock, if fat, is thick and hard; if new, limber-footed: when stale, dry-footed: or if their noses are snotty and their throats muddy and Moorish, they are not good”. Makes sense to me. Few things are worse than a Woodcock with a snotty nose.
Now, as to the variety of comestibles, which people will partake of, although some of us (myself included) might find it a tad squeamish to even consider downing a goblet of fresh pig’s blood (or cow‘s blood), in 1893, Helen Campbell in her book “The Easiest Way in Housekeeping and Cooking”, discusses the popularity of blood-puddings among the Germans. She suggests that “…we are not likely to adopt their use. Fresh blood has, however, been found of wonderful effect for consumptive patients and there are certain slaughter-houses in our large cities where every day pale invalids are to be found waiting for the goblet of almost living food from the veins of the still warm animal. Horrible as it seems, the taste for it is soon acquired ; and certainly the good results warrant at least the effort to acquire it.” (Dracula: your supply may be diminishing!)
There is an answer for just about anything in some early cookbooks. For example, I had never given a lot of thought to the effects of moonlight on fish (have you?) According to Virginia Reed, in her 1896 book, “The Way we Did at Cooking School”, moonlight causes fish to spoil “…on account, of the attraction it has for the phosphorus in the fish”.
After all is said and done, Hannah Glasse might breathe a sigh of relief if she were marketing today. In addition to stringent Federal standards for the sale of fresh and processed foods and “use by” labels, she might even invest in a Stable Micro System instrument to measure the ripeness in fruits, or a Stable Micro System device, which measures the extensibility of pizza cheese. No more sniffing, poking or pulling. Ah, behold the wonders of modern technology (but not nearly as much fun as poking your finger into the pork!)
“If only Hannah Glasse had an instrument to determine how ripe fruit is…. (Photo Credit: 111.2015dlg.org)
“Crazy Shoe Stew” from Cool Songs Collection & Times Table Fun by William Avery. Released: 2007
No doubt, we’ve all had a meal that we found distasteful, inedible and would have just as soon relegated it to the trash. But, a recipe for “Edible Garbage“? Seems like an oxymoron to me. Would you be willing to cook shoes for your family, or whore’s farts? (really!)
A fascinating cookbook in my collection is “The Curious Cookbook: Viper Soup, Badger Ham, Stewed Sparrows and 100 more Historic Recipes“, by Peter Ross, first published in London in 2012. Ross delves into historic recipes, whose titles are somewhat confusing at times, if not outright repulsive.
“Edible Garbage” consists of “fresh garbage” (faire Garbage), chicken heads, feet, livers and gizzards, tossed into a pot with beef broth, pepper, other spices and herbs. Bread is soaked in the broth and mashed through a strainer, which is then added to the pot. The recipe dates to 1450. Despite the name, it really sounds like darn good chicken soup, with the exception of the nebulous “garbage”.
“I am not dumpster diving. I’m retrieving ingredients for tonight’s dinner of “Edible Garbage” (Photo Credit: http://www.insightout magazine. wordpress.com)
“To Cook Shoes” is a recipe that just begs to be investigated. Not to be taken literally, of course, however, allegedly in 1980, a documentary film was made, which depicted director Werner Herzog eating his shoe, as part of a promise he made if Errole Morris ever completed the film “Gates of Heaven“. Supposedly the film was completed and Herzog honoured his promise, boiling up his shoes with the assistance of Alice Waters at her restaurant, Chez Panisse and eating one before an audience.
He did, however, explain that he would not eat the sole of the shoe, as that would be akin to eating chicken bones. However, in “The Curious Cookbook“, “To Cook Shoes” (1545) involves a “rumpe of beife“, boiled with cabbage, a few birds including partridge, and seasoned with salt and pepper. Where the “shoe” enters the picture is unknown, but perhaps the beef was so overcooked that it had the texture of leather.
“I should have consulted the Sommalier…I just don’t know if red or white is appropriate” (Photo Credit: http://www. canstock photo. com)
Some of the recipes just can’t be envisioned, including “Butter Roasted on a Spit” (1615).
I scoffed at a recipe for “Dried Instant Vinegar for Travellers” (1615), until I found a modern ad for dried vinegar, but whether the ability and knowledge was available in 1615 to produce such an item I have to question.
There is such a thing as “dried vinegar”, but did the cooks and alchemists know how to produce it in 1615? (Photo Credit: http://www.alibaba.com)
Also picturesque is “Whore’s Farts” (1653), which is fritter batter, and when squeezed into hot oil from a syringe made some rather melodious sounds.
Something resembling this was “Whore’s Farts”, a most unappetizing sounding food. (Photo Credit: http://www.yowangdu.com)
I find it hard to picture “Artificial Asses Milk Made with Bruised Snails“, no matter how long I concentrate (1747), and I don’t particularly want to envision “Lips, Noses, Udders, Ox-Eyes and Sparrows on Toast” (1660).
“Excuse me, but you’re adding my milk to what?” (Photo Credit: http://www.modern farmer.com)
Who, however, could resist “Rabbits with Jaw-Bone Horns, a Bunch of Myrtle in Their Mouths and a Frothy Liver Sauce” (1800) Yum.
During Medieval times, longevity and storage was important, thus recipes such as “A Ketchup What Will Last You Twenty Years” (1747), courtesy of Hannah Glasse, which sounds like a fine Remy Martin Cognac, appropriately aged to perfection, or “A Barrel of Tripe to Take to the East Indies“, which should survive a nine month journey across tropical seas (1747). Opening the barrel must have been an olfactory experience to match none.
“Just because the ketchup container exploded doesn’t mean it’s spoiled, does it? After all, it’s only been 18 years!” (Photo Credit: http://www.warosu.org)
So, run, don’t walk to your bookstore and get a copy of “The Curious Cookbook” and cook up a mess of “Poisonous Purple Pears“, “Asparagus Coffee” (really!), and “Imitation Entrails” (who would want imitation, when you can have the real thing!)
Music – “High Heel Shoe” from Bluegrass Guitar by Bryan Sutton. Released: 2007
What do Barbara Billingsley (June Cleaver), Harriet Nelson and Donna Reed have in common? 1950’s sitcom wives? Sure. All were predominately featured in their busy kitchens, wearing sleek, tailored dresses protected by pretty organdy aprons, with a string of pearls around their dainty necks. But, like their peers in advertisements for kitchen appliances in women’s magazines at the time, they shared another common element: high heels in the kitchen!
Harriet Nelson, resting her feet, while the boys take over cooking duties (Photo Credit: http://www.au. pinterest. com)
I think there was a (probably male) conspiracy in the 1950’s, which dictated that women, while cooking, had to wear high heels to do so. No matter that the shoes were uncomfortable (and still are), but were dangerous to be teetering around in carrying a pot of boiling water to the sink. They wreaked havoc with your back and bones, but somehow, the myth that it was simply “de rigueur” for women to cook wearing high heels persisted. From steaming a halibut to whipping up hollandaise, the 1950’s woman in the kitchen did it all in high heels.
“I know your dogs are barking, June, but get back in the kitchen!” (Photo Credit: http://www.huffington post.com)
“I just love my new garbage shredder. How I’d love to toss these high heels into it!” (Photo Credit: http://www.pinterest. com)
“Gee, Mom….6 pies and all made, while you were wearing high heels!” (Photo Credit: American Graphics Systems Collection)
“I just flit around the kitchen in my toga style high heels!” (Photo Credit: Alvarado Historic Collection)
“Cooking is a whiz, when I’m dancing in my high heels!” (Photo Credit: American Graphics Systems Collection)
“Gee…I’m so classy, I not only go grocery shopping in hat and white gloves, but when I get home, I’ll still be wearing my high heels to cook the halibut!” (Photo Credit: http://www.theglamorous housewife. wordpress. com)
“Thanks for helping, Tommy. Mom’s feet are SO tired!” (Photo Credit: Alvarado Historic Collection)
“Well, Harry, I wouldn’t have dropped all of the dishes if I hadn’t been wearing these d**n high heels!” (Photo Credit: http://www.the1950s kitchen. blogspot.com)
“Future schmuture. In my future kitchen, NO high heels will be allowed!” (Photo Credit: http://www.digital trends.com)
In an article about the trend, written by Mary Schmich in 1994 for the Chicago Tribune, she notes that “If my back and feet did not scream for mercy, I would cook in high heels. Kitchen counters were made for women 5-foot-5, not 5-foot-2. Short women know the thrill of the extra inch or 3 that lets them bear down on a knife or sponge with the right amount of leverage“. Now, I admit that I never considered the leverage power of wearing high heels, while cooking, but she may have a point. On the other hand, wouldn’t it be less painful and less risky to prep, while sitting on a high stool near the kitchen counter?
“These high heels are just the right height for cooking in” (Photo Credit: http://www.glamour daze.com)
“…even doing the laundry in my state of the art washing machine!” (Photo Credit: http://www. pinterest.com)
Elissa Blattman, Project Assistant for the National Women’s History Museum, on “ThrowbackThursday: In Defense of June Cleaver“, tells us that initially, Barbara Billingsley wore flats during the taping of the TV series, “Leave it to Beaver“, however, as “Beaver” and “Wally” grew taller over the six seasons of the show, she started wearing high heels in order to look taller than the boys. According to Blattman, June Cleaver was still the parent and had to appear larger than life, so to speak.
But in the 1950’s and even earlier, women wearing high heels were featured in endless advertisements from manufacturers of everything from cake mixes to vacuum cleaners. The 1950’s housewife portrayed in television, film and in advertisements featured glamorous, sophisticated women tending to their households, flitting around the house in high heels, while cooking, dusting, mopping, vacuuming, bathing the baby, doing laundry and just about every other household chore.
“I never load my good crystal in the dishwasher….I’m afraid I’ll turn my ankle in these high heels and break everything!” (Photo Credit: Alvarado Historic Collection)
“Yes, I even bathe the baby, while I’m wearing high heels. I just put a quarter in this slot….” (Photo Credit: http://www.return ofkings.com)
“Dusting, while wearing high heels is definitely classy” (Photo Credit: http://www.magnolia box.com)
She was cool, beautiful and every boy’s idea of what a mother should be. Even up to her elbows in rubber gloves, on hands and knees scraping gooey messes from the oven, she was still dressed to the nines and still had on those perpetual high heels.
Thankfully, the era of high heels in the kitchen has (hopefully) died a natural (and long overdue) death. I wonder how many 1950’s women later suffered from back and foot disorders from years of hobbling around on those treacherous shoes. At least, in America, we didn’t practice the ancient Chinese custom of female foot-binding. Now, that’s gotta be not only painful but incapacitating! Here’s to flats in the kitchen!
“Why, of course I’m wearing my high heels in the kitchen. I’d feel positively naked without them!” (Photo Credit: http://www.pinterest. com)
“I use my high heels for everything in the kitchen…from pitting cherries to kicking the garbage can lid close” (Photo Credit: http://www.pinterest. com)