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Music – “My Favorite Things (Karaoke Version Instrumental Only)” from Just Tracks: Sing the Hits of Rodgers and Hammerstein Hits by Studio Musicians. Released: 2009
Sing along with the Karaoke version of “My Favorite Things” from “The Sound of Music”!
Chow Chow and Chow Mein and beards on the mussels
Dull dingy pots and the daily stove hustles
Sticky cookbooks with the stains of soy sauce,
Oh what to cook, I am just at a loss!
Burnt fettuccini and too salty biscuits
Sauce that is tasteless and bordering on viscous
Soufflés that fall flat and jams that won’t gel,
Oh my goodness, I’m cooking in hell!
Frostbitten turkey and five year old cookies
You would have thought that the cook was a rookie
Mold on the rye bread and ketchup turned black
This chef should surely be given the sack!
When the clock strikes and the smoke clears
When my food is bad
I simply remember I used to cook well
And then, I don’t feel so sad!